Showing posts with label Over and under. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Over and under. Show all posts

Monday, August 17, 2009

Modest Expectations and Big Belt Buckles

If you're a fan of Washington State football, you're going to have more happy endings this fall. The Cougars will win 3 times this year (one more than last year); so say the oddsmakers. Sales of Cougar Helmet-lamps should skyrocket. The rest of the state can celebrate, as the Washington Huskies are predicted to win 4..and that's 4 more than 2008. Here are some over & unders for 2009 victory totals (last year in parentheses):


  • Vandy's O/U is 4.5 (6 last year). So much for their resurgence. The Louisville Cardinals get 5 (same as '08), ho-hum. Cool uniforms, though. Stanford (5-7) and Purdue (4-8)are both 5.5, and they're probably both unders. Louisville= Cardinals. Stanford= the Cardinal. Just sayin'.

  • Michigan (3-9)and Minnesota (7-5) come out at 6, so they both need to get fat on their non-conference opponents. Big 10 victories are going to be tough to come by, though I'm looking at them both as a push at 6.

  • Missouri (9-3) and Northwestern (9-4) put on a great show at the Alamo Bowl, and they're both 6.5. Mizzou is an under, NU will be over. Navy (8-4) gets a 7 win prediction, and that sounds right. Last season, recall that Navy snapped their streak against ND, and what a great day that was for the Middies!

  • Wisconsin (7-5) is 7.5 and will be under, Illinois (5-7) is 8 gotta be an under, Iowa (8-4) is 8 push. Notre Dame (6-6) is 8.5 and probably an under, the Cal Bears (8-4) post 9 and that's a push. That group of five teams includes four of my least favorite coaches, and I don't know who's in charge at Cal.

  • Alabama (12-1), Penn State (11-1), Ohio State (10-2), and Oklahoma (12-1) O/U's are 9.5. Over for all. I love the Sooner Schooner. Coolest mascot in football.

  • USC = 10. Love them Trojans (11-1)and the best fight song in college football. Push.

  • Texas = 10.5 (11-1). Over. Hook 'em Horns! I once led a pod of drunken Texas coeds in a wobbling parade and enthusiastic rendition of The Eyes of Texas on a beach in Cancun while my wife sat waiting in the boat. The boat driver was bleeding and pretty drunk, too, and there's a lot of details behind the story. Hook 'em Horns! Click here for big team belt buckles, pard.

  • Boise State (12-0) = 10.5. Blue field still hurts my TV eyes. Over.

  • Florida (12-1), finally. 11. Over...and out.

    Remember, it's over or under. House wins a push, so play the 1/2's and back away from even numbers.

PS: Two Gun Pete invoked his magic formula and we booked a pair of winners on Saturday night in NFL preseason. These practice games are usually verboten for wagering because the starters spend a lot of time as spectators, but we play 2 select games each year...and win. No more NFL bets, take the money and leave.